{"product_id":"jokes-for-mom","title":"JOKES FOR MOM","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?  Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eJokes for Moms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54528231801131,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/3627\/7547\/files\/711BxHA1OKL._SL1500.jpg?v=1785172213","url":"https:\/\/andersonandgirls.myshopify.com\/products\/jokes-for-mom","provider":"Anderson \u0026 Girls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}